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Christmas would you rather: 80 questions for kids and families

Silly, cozy and properly tricky Christmas choices. Read them at the dinner table, in the car, or put the picker on the TV and let everyone vote.

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All 80 questions

Silly

  1. Would you rather have a nose that glows like Rudolph's or ears that jingle like bells?
  2. Would you rather ride in Santa's sleigh or on a flying reindeer by yourself?
  3. Would you rather be an elf who makes toys or an elf who tests them?
  4. Would you rather have a snowball fight with penguins or build a snowman with a polar bear?
  5. Would you rather wear a Christmas sweater every day for a year or a Santa hat every day for a year?
  6. Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp jingle bells?
  7. Would you rather live in a gingerbread house or an igloo?
  8. Would you rather have hair made of tinsel or fingers that light up like Christmas lights?
  9. Would you rather eat only candy canes or only gingerbread cookies for a week?
  10. Would you rather be as small as an elf or as big as a snowman?
  11. Would you rather have a talking reindeer or a snowman that never melts?
  12. Would you rather slide down a chimney or pop out of a giant present?
  13. Would you rather have Santa's beard or Mrs. Claus's glasses?
  14. Would you rather waddle like a penguin all December or hop like a reindeer?
  15. Would you rather have a pet elf or a pet reindeer?
  16. Would you rather speak only in Christmas carols or only in 'Ho ho ho'?
  17. Would you rather wear mittens on your feet or boots on your hands?
  18. Would you rather have a tree that decorates itself or presents that wrap themselves?
  19. Would you rather ride a sled down a mountain or skate on a frozen lake?
  20. Would you rather be stuck in a snow globe or in a gingerbread house?

Cozy

  1. Would you rather open one present on Christmas Eve or all of them on Christmas morning?
  2. Would you rather drink hot cocoa or eat Christmas cookies by the fire?
  3. Would you rather watch Christmas movies all day or bake cookies all day?
  4. Would you rather have a white Christmas in the snow or a sunny Christmas at the beach?
  5. Would you rather decorate the tree or the outside of the house?
  6. Would you rather go caroling or go look at Christmas lights?
  7. Would you rather get a letter from Santa or a phone call from an elf?
  8. Would you rather wear matching pajamas or an ugly Christmas sweater?
  9. Would you rather make a snow angel or a snowman?
  10. Would you rather spend Christmas at the North Pole or in a cabin in the mountains?
  11. Would you rather get one big present or lots of small ones?
  12. Would you rather give presents or get presents?
  13. Would you rather make a gingerbread house or a paper snowflake chain?
  14. Would you rather have a real tree or a tree that never drops needles?
  15. Would you rather read a Christmas story or tell one?
  16. Would you rather wake up to snow or to the smell of breakfast?
  17. Would you rather spend Christmas Eve at home or at grandma's?
  18. Would you rather have Christmas dinner at a big table with everyone or a picnic by the tree?
  19. Would you rather have a Christmas pet like a kitten or a puppy?
  20. Would you rather see Santa's workshop or ride the Polar Express?

Tricky

  1. Would you rather never be cold again or never be too hot again?
  2. Would you rather know what all your presents are or be surprised by all of them?
  3. Would you rather have Christmas twice a year or your birthday twice a year?
  4. Would you rather have snow every day of winter or no snow at all?
  5. Would you rather be on the Nice List forever or get one wish granted by Santa?
  6. Would you rather help Santa deliver presents for one night or help the elves make toys for a month?
  7. Would you rather have a year's supply of cookies or a year's supply of hot cocoa?
  8. Would you rather open presents at 5 a.m. or wait until noon?
  9. Would you rather lose all your Christmas lights or all your ornaments?
  10. Would you rather give up Christmas cookies or Christmas movies?
  11. Would you rather be the star on top of the tree or the present underneath it?
  12. Would you rather meet Santa or meet a real elf?
  13. Would you rather have a snow day or a day off school with sunshine?
  14. Would you rather have a talking Christmas tree or a singing snowman?
  15. Would you rather get a present every day of December or one amazing present on Christmas?
  16. Would you rather travel the world on Christmas Eve like Santa or stay home by the fire?
  17. Would you rather eat Brussels sprouts with every meal in December or have no dessert?
  18. Would you rather be able to talk to reindeer or understand what elves are whispering?
  19. Would you rather spend Christmas without TV or without any sweets?
  20. Would you rather decorate the tallest tree in town or the smallest one ever?

For grown-ups too

  1. Would you rather host Christmas dinner or wash all the dishes afterwards?
  2. Would you rather wrap every present or assemble every toy?
  3. Would you rather hear Christmas music from November 1 or not until December 24?
  4. Would you rather shop on Black Friday or on Christmas Eve?
  5. Would you rather untangle the lights or put the tree away in January?
  6. Would you rather write 50 Christmas cards or bake 50 cookies?
  7. Would you rather get socks every year or a fruitcake every year?
  8. Would you rather have an ugly sweater party or a fancy Christmas dinner?
  9. Would you rather spend the holidays in New York or in a snowy village in the Alps?
  10. Would you rather do Secret Santa or White Elephant?
  11. Would you rather drive home for Christmas in a snowstorm or fly on Christmas Eve?
  12. Would you rather skip the Christmas movie marathon or the Christmas cookie baking?
  13. Would you rather have perfect Christmas weather or a perfect Christmas dinner?
  14. Would you rather dress as Santa for the kids or as an elf for the office party?
  15. Would you rather have Christmas without snow or without presents?
  16. Would you rather see the northern lights or the Rockefeller Center tree?
  17. Would you rather make the Christmas playlist or the Christmas menu?
  18. Would you rather have a big family Christmas or a quiet one for two?
  19. Would you rather get a handmade gift or a store-bought one?
  20. Would you rather keep the tree up until February or take it down on December 26?

How to play

  • Read a question; everyone picks an answer — no 'neither' allowed.
  • Each person explains their choice in one sentence.
  • For a party, split into two sides of the room and move to your answer.
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